“Gas smells like a Fart,
Why would you put it on your food?”
A couple months ago my dad came up with a good one. We were discussing the taste of all natural lump charcoal. Most of the talk concerned our decision to use real wood charcoal instead of the gas grill. My dad asked me, “Son. Have you smelled gas from the LP tank? It smells like a fart. Why would you put it on your food?” You didn’t have to be there to get that one. He had me rolling with laughs. All this time and its still funny to me. Had to share for Father’s Day.